Watch Guy: Do you own a watch?
Me: Yes.
Watch Guy: Good. If you don't you'll go crazy.
Me: Well, glad that I do. Wait... Why would I go crazy?
Watch Guy: Time. It's all about time. If you don't know what time it is you'll go crazy.
Me: Oh, yeah.
Watch Guy: No you don't get it. The second you forget about time is the second you die. I dare you to tempt time.
I bought a watch from him.