The Spork. If you’ve forgotten it’s a half spoon half fork and it seems to only be utilized in kids lunchrooms. Also, it’s also a flimsy plasticy excuse of a utensil. Come to think of it, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything other than a plastic spork.

I have exhausted way to much time thinking about this. What am I thinking about? Well, I can’t seem to think of a reason not to use sporks. They seem so obviously convenient that I don’t know the downfall, it’s kind of like hybrid cars. It just makes sense.

I am here to plant the spork seed in your mind. Let it germinate and eventually blossom into a reality. The next time you’re eating stir fry with rice you will absolutely appreciate a half spoon half fork. And if you can think of the downside of this nifty concoction, I’d love to hear it because I got nothing.

Wow. Here is the wikipedia history of the spork (gotta be true) apparently it’s also called a “foon”

If you want to purchase one for Christmas or Thanksgiving: Ten Piece Set!